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10.06.2025 01:28

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
60 years ago, Ed White went out for walk photo of the day for June 3, 2025 - Space
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...